The Dog House - It is a Dogs Life!

Once upon a time there was a dog and it lived in the finest dog house, and it was a really good place to live. It decided everything by itself, and it could do as it wanted to do, well, as far as the chain went.

It was dog in its own house, and when it just got food everyday it didn´t make any kind of trouble. It just woofed a bit, and then let all the humans pet it, and say it was so sweet. It also had the softest fur, and the wettiest tongue! Yes, it lived a real dogs life!

But once in between it jumped up at the people and licked them in their faces, and it was so cuttly, and it rolled around, and everything was so funny....

but what the humans always forgot was, that dogs lick their crotch more than they lick humans in the face - but that´s how it is when you bind somebody to a specific place. They´ll show who gets the last woof in on it all!