Flutter in the Liberal Dovecotes
Once upon a time there was a flock of goslings who was walking together with their mother, she was a nasty goose and they all thought she was so harsh, and she decided everything! Yes. They were so unhappy with the conditions they had to live under! Everything was so oppressing, and they couldn´t realize themselves, and their dreams about swinning into heaven.
It happened one day, that they should learn how to swim, and look, that´s like when kids are about to go to school. But they just had it! The little goslings couldn´t take the way they were treated anymore - it wasn´t enough for them! So all the little goslings made a rebelliion.
That big saucy goose shouldn´t tell them how to swim! It was their free will, and it´s ducks food they all wabbled!
So, they formed a liberal liberation front, and wrote the biggest and most complicated freedom manifest, which they all porked on with their bill. Then they jumped into the water from the bathing jetty, and drowned each and one of them. They never considered how wacky it all actually was!
